Help Stock The Man Of The People Office!

Dear Potential Viewer -

Someone named Pat blew our budget on the big announcement video and now we have no money left for the basics. You know, like pens, paper, and shirtless posters of Mario Lopez.

Help us stock the Man of the People office by buying something for us from our wish list! If you can read it’s pretty simple. If you can’t read, have a friend or loved one walk you through these 3 simple steps.

1. Click on the wish list button to view the wish list and select something you want to gift us.

2. IMPORTANT (seriously this part is important that’s why we put it in all CAPS) Select: MAN OF THE PEOPLE w/Pat Tomasulo’s Gift Registry Address, and click “Use this address” in the top right corner.

3. Under gift options (the next screen) make sure you leave us your social media handles and/or email where it says: Gift Message. It’s only 206 characters so leave out your LinkedIn profile. Click “Save gift options and continue” and complete your purchase.

That’s it! And don’t forget if you buy us the Keurig we’ll give you the special honor of naming it after you.

Thanks for helping us put this show together. Because remember, you can’t write a joke without a room full of cheaply produced commodities.